Thursday, October 04, 2007

Oh Lord, Do I Relate

I found this great list on Facebook. There is a group called "You Know You Went to an International School When..." True, I didn't actually attend an international school, but this list totally hit home. Afer reading and identifying with nearly everything, I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

Here is the edited version, with only the ones I relate to, just because the original version has nearly 90 items.

1) You can't answer the question: "Where are you from?"
2) You speak two (or more) languages but can't spell in any of them.
3) You flew before you could walk.
5) You run into someone you know at every airport
6) You have a time zone map next to your telephone.
7) Your life story uses the phrase "Then we went to..." five times (or six, or seven times...).
8) You speak with authority on the quality of airline travel.
9) National Geographic (OR THE TRAVEL CHANNEL) makes you homesick.
10) You read the international section before the comics.
11) You live at school, work in the tropics, and go home for vacation.
12) You don't know where home is.
13) You sort your friends by continent.
14) Your second major is in a foreign language you already speak.
15) You realize it really is a small world, after all.
16) You feel that multiple passports would be appropriate.
17) You watch a movie set in a 'foreign country', and you know what the nationals are really saying into the camera.
18) Rain on a tile patio - or a corrugated metal roof - is one of the most wonderful sounds in the world.
19) You haggle with the checkout clerk for a lower price.
20) Your wardrobe can only handle two seasons: wet and dry.
22) You get back to the states and serously cannot remember the currency exchange
25) Your dorm room/apartment/living room looks a little like a museum with all the "exotic" things you have around.
26) Half of your phone calls are unintelligible to those around you.
27) You go to Pizza Hut or Wendy's and you wonder why there's no chili sauce.
28) You know the geography of the rest of the world, but you don't know the geography of your own country.
29) You have best friends in 5 different countries.
30) It takes 24 hours to reach home in a plane
31) You can only call your parents at 8am and 8pm
32) You never really use a seatbelt
36) You got sick a lot and often had food poisoning
37) It wasn't unusual to find a lizard or cockroach in your house
38) You got to go home twice a year ...thats if you're lucky
39) Home almost felt like a museum
40) You are a pro packer, or at least have done it many times
41) Living out of a suitcase, you find, has it pros
43) Family photos you sent every year took months to arrive and often were in front of some exotic statue or endangered animal no one has heard of
46) When you return to the States you are overwhelmed with the number of choices in a grocery store ( I stood by the chocolate syrup for about 20 min. because there was a whole row)
47) You literally have real friends (not facebook friends) from different schools all over the nation on your friends list
48) Everyone had a 'staff'; maid, house cleaner, driver and babysitter
51) There was only one grocery store.. usually at the embassy that resembled the ones at home.
52) Once you get home you miss your adopted home and visa versa
53) You are never content in one place, be it city, state or country for long. You're a mover.
54) You never had a job until you reached college
55) Blackouts are quite common, yet after a while no one seemed to notice and sometimes you would find yourself doing homework to the light of your phone or flashlight
58) you know everyone else in this group, because he/she went to school with one of your friends
59) Your passport has more stamps than a post office
61) When you carry converters because you actually realize there are different types of outlets
62) When people give you funny looks because you are a gold or platinum elite member of your airlines
64) You don't think its strange that you haven't talked to your best friend in a while because you know you will always have a unique bond
65) You wake up in one country thinking you are in another
66) You don't feel at home at home anymore
67) When a friend talks about their dreams of traveling to across the world to a secluded country and you can give them all the best restaurants and places to visit. You're like the traveler guidebook.
68) You don't even bother to change your watch when traveling
69) You hate subtitles because you know there is someone that can make an accurate translation.. you!
71) When you think everyone else is a foreigner in a county foreign to you
72) When something unusual happens and it just doesn't seem to phase you as being something unordinary
73) When you speak many broken languages at once when you are drunk
74) When your friends take you to an 'ethnic' restaurant as a joke and you can read the menu, order food for them and actually stomach the meal
75) When you start introducing yourself followed by your country of origin....
78)You have to change your passport because it's full... not because it's expired... and this several times during your school years
79)Paying a cop is not considered a bribe
80)You've dated people from other countries
81)You start to keep your experiences overseas to yourself because people look at you as though you are spoiled for having the opportunity to indulge in a new culture.. sad
82)You are afraid to go back to visit your school because you know no one will be there that you used to know, they all moved
84)When you have free accommodation in any city you travel to around the world because some friend from the old days lives there!
85) you're scared of going 'home' because you haven't been there in so long, and changed so much, that you think people might not like you anymore
87) You have more than one driver's license, none of which are valid at home, that, or in college, you still can't drive!
88) You always have to think which side of the road to drive on

Loved this.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Try to buy alcohol at home while still being underage

Ask if the staff is off when visiting friends back home

automatically do a scan of the area when first stepping outside followed by a walkaround of the car

marvel at the efficency of a first world airport

figure out how to spend yout weekends now that there is no "American Club" to go to

Have a boring 4th of July now that their is no Embassy party to go to

Total surprise when your local boozer doen't have Lao, Tusker, Red Horse, Khaan, or 4M on Tap

Ali Ambrosio said...

~Brendan - Love it! You can flip the airport one the other way as well: Not be at all surprised at the inefficiency and chaos of a developing country airport. :)

Anonymous said...

Interesting how this list has changed since it's inception. This list was originally titled You know you are an MK (Missionary Kid) when. It is a copyrighted book by Andy and Deborah Kerr. Andy and Deborah met while they were in college and the first publication of this book paid for their wedding..... There are 500 items in the book.

Probably living overseas you can relate to may of them, too.

Ali Ambrosio said...

~Anonymous - I had no idea this book existed. I wonder if one can find it on Amazon, as I'm curious about the full 500. :)

Anonymous said...

My sister actually made t-shirts with many of these on them for us to parade around in! I have a pic of my wearing it somewhere in my blog...:)

Anonymous said...

Here's what Andy Kerr, author of You know you're an MK says:

You can get them from me directly at
http://mklist.com much more quickly and with less hassle. The books ARE
available; I have nearly a thousand copies in stock.

paris parfait said...

Jordana - who did go to a few international schools - can certainly related to this. I'm sending it to her. :)